vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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