This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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