I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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