playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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