I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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