Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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