can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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