based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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