shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
where am i from again
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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