Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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