You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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