My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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