My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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