I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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