so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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