How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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