I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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