and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Terrible idea I love it
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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