did you get engaged???
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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