No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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