im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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