omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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