I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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