She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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