While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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