we're blogging at a bar
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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