We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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