Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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