i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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