like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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