you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Randomize
