I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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