idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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