How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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