I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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