Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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