I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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