You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
