Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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