this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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