Porn is love you can see.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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