I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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