I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
