Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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