On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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