where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
im on a boat
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