the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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