I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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