dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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