Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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