Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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