people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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